Bear Bryant's Houndstooth Hat | |
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Origin |
Bear Bryant |
Type |
Houndstooth Hat |
Effects |
Wearer sees thirty seconds into the future around them |
Downsides |
Compromised cardiac efficiency |
Activation |
Wearing |
Collected by |
Agent Jake Torres |
Section |
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Aisle |
671646-3528 |
Shelf |
95043-2157-815 |
Date of Collection |
04/2005 |
[Source] |
Origin[]
Paul William "Bear" Bryant (1913 - 1983) was an American college football coach. He was best known as the longtime head coach of the University of Alabama football team. During his twenty five year tenure as the head coach, he amassed six national championships and thirteen conference championships. Another achievement he held was the record for most wins as a head coach with three hundred and twenty three wins. When asked about his secret, Bear merely touched the rim of his hat and said all he had to do was follow his gut. Which made sense, given his heart became rattled after years of drinking, smoking and cardiac attacks.
Effects[]
Wearer sees thirty seconds into the future around them, which ends up feeling like a sudden flash of insight. Causes miniscule but compounding heart problems for every incident used, even if the user has perfect health.