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Pimp Cane A.K.A. 'The Hustle Staff'
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Origin

Currently Unknown

Type

Zebra print cane topped with a mini disco ball

Effects

Women see the user as more attractive and will become infatuated with them. User is also much more suave around women.

Downsides

User will have a pimp walk. If one of the women attracted to him gets too close, the user will become violent and strike her.

Activation

Using the cane as a waling stick

Collected by

Consultant M.C. Escher

Aisle

Lucia-756V

Date of Collection

12-18-12

[Source]


Late 1970s: ChicagoEdit

In this era of Discos, reckless passion, and drugs, this cane was the sign of power in the hands of a Pimp that worked in downtown Bronx.  He liked his women fast, cocaine cheap, and cops with a blind eye.  The cane took in its owner's suave, charm and how all of the women swooned for him.  Sadly, it also absorbed it's owner's violent tendancies towards women, which was the eventual demise of it's owner. 

Today: New ZealandEdit

When five powerful pings went off in New Zealand, all five H.A.R.P. Consultants found themselves on the set of the newest season of the Power Rangers, Power Rangers: Dance Fever.  Realizing that each of the main actors were being affected, the Consultants decided to split up to cover more ground.

Esher wound up investigating the actor of the Green Disco Ranger, Trevor Laines.  He had been recently become a chick magnet, in spite of his shyness.  Following him, he found out that his personal assistant had recieved a horrible bruise from him when she tried to bring him lunch the other day after a shoot and that when not in costume, Trevor was awkward around the swarms of women.  Realizing that the only times that Trevor was suave was when he was in costume, he tracked down the Green Ranger's 'prop' weapon, the Hustle Staff.

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