Radioactive Box of Twinkies | |
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Origin |
N/A |
Type |
Food |
Effects |
The box, and each individual Twinkie, cannot be harmed or destroyed |
Downsides |
Each individual Twinkie, and the box, give off radiation. When all the Twinkies are placed in the box and sealed, the radiation levels in-crease. |
Activation |
Already activated |
Collected by |
Mr. Kipling |
Section |
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Aisle |
4421-370 |
Shelf |
98752-5406-119 |
Date of Collection |
Feb.5.2011 |
[Source] |
Origin[]
This box was accidently left in a home that was used in the testing of one of the atomic bombs. It survived with gave way to the rumour years down the line of Twinkies being able to survive nuclear explosions.
Today[]
Mr. Kipling was given a case where a clip on youtube showed a twinkie that could not be destoryed by fire, bullets, bowling balls being dropped on it, and other sorts of things. So he went to a small town where he found the kids who made the video, and was shown that the twinkie could not be harmed. After talking to the agents back at the warehouse he quickly found out about the radiation, and bagged the twinkie. But when he heard about the history he found the kids again and asked where the rest of the twinkies and box were. Soon enough he was in one of the kids attic, finding multiple lead cases filled with the rest of the twinkies and the box. The warehouse took the Twinkies, placed them back in the box, and dropped it into liquid lead, which then hardened around the box and it keeps the radiation from leaking out. So now there is a big solid case of lead with a box of radiated Twinkies inside, somewhere in the warehouse.